thursday was a shitty day
redeemed only by my clearing of stage 2 driving
and by my darling little brother
"i will put it on my bag, because jiejie gave it to me."
the brightest spark of the day.
thanks also to the girl i've missed dearly
for the long phone call, marking the end of a long and insufferable day.
but
friday was an excellent day
our kota tinggi adventure was pretty damn fun! even though while you're actually there you feel like you wanna cry and die,
like when we had to traipse about on slippery mossy rock hard rocks in the waterfalls,
when the guys kept splashing freezingly cold water on us,
when the floodgates of heaven refused to close and poured rain down on our parade for a full hour and a half,
when we saw the toilets,
and when i saw how devastatingly unglam and ugly i looked in the photos we took. bleurgh.
but how funny!!
the whole trip was chock-a-block full of jokes and laughs.
when i stupidly wore my one piece swimsuit all the way from sg to KT that made me sweat like a cow, and i had to strip to piss.
our endless games of bridge, and during asshole taitee, jayne was dethroned and made court whore 4,5,100 times in a row; the ultimate fall from grace.
2 guys and 2 girls crammed into our no aircon with a spoilt speedometer stuck at 20 km/h mercedes taxi.
flaming likman for not checking the weather forecast
flaming likman when we saw the waterfalls "huh! that's all?!?!!??!"
flaming likman whenever we felt like it. heh.
finding inconspicuous locations to hide our poor wet bags but in the end we were the owners of the most conspicuous inane contraption around: a mountain of ugly plasticbagged backpacks with 2 opened umbrellas sticking out of them. somehow they remind me of alien tracking devices. and we thought we were damn smart.
me and jayne screaming and washing ourselves under that bloody tap next to the toilet bowl cuz the showers were laupok shit. all the time being terrorized by that gargantuous moth on the wall and irritating guys yelling at us to step on it and threatening to meet us at city square.
being stranded at the waterfalls with no taxi no nothing.
stifling my hunger pangs with uncle tobys.
finally making it back to the city! our YUM cheap 5 course chinese dinner and secret recipe cheesecakes.
riding the mrt back from kranji, my last burst of energy spent chasing my 156 bus home.
thank you my momma for letting me go :)
what a wonderful life.
char 7/24/2005 04:57:00 PM
Wednesday, July 20, 2005
the pasar malam has landed opp bukit gombak mrt!!! you know what this means!!!
today while practising overtaking in heavy traffic and lane changing i drove past the pasar malam and wonder of wonders! i saw this huge signboard for RAMLEE BURGER! with a huge illustration of His Yumminess in all of his oily sinful glory! i very nearly let go of my clutch and stalled my engine. damn hard to concentrate after that.
yum yum i like ramlee! thumbs up!
heard some super horny song on the radio just now, titled simply Horny, by Mousse T. the airwaves are clogged up with trash nowadays.
here's the chorus.
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny tonight
gnite everyone!
char 7/20/2005 12:31:00 AM
Tuesday, July 19, 2005
last night me and yokey in a serendipitous, bizarre twist of fate were reunited by her sanyo washing machine (?!?!?!) and i guess i have my kooky online auction fanatic parents to thank! seriously how would you react if your dad asked you to look up your long lost friend to ask about some washing machine she was selling? not exactly the most sincere thing to do. and not to mention it was just
maybe, well
the most embarrassing thing i've ever done in ages!!!!!!!!!!!! and i don't think i'll ever fathom the inner workings of my mom's mind, she can't recall where she puts her specs but she can remember my sec school playmates. methinks that's quite creepy. haha but babe if you read this, i'm really glad! really :) i've missed ya and i guess i really am thankful to my parents! haha even though they caused both of us a hell lot of embarrassment, at least something really good came out of it, for me. i'll get them to buy more electrical appliances from you heh *muackz!*
yday i went for some dance audition for rag. actually, we were so bad we didn't even land ourselves a single audition. when mich said it was a small part i thought the routine would just require us to prance around and tap our toes or we'd get to sway coconut leaves or smth really minor like that. when we actually saw the moves we were like !*($@%!??! what body wave! what straddle jump! what airpunch legkick! what butt shake! oh mama. needless to say i made a complete fool outta myself. never never ever again.
ange! her lover is like right at our doorstep maybe!!! we are so close we don't ever have to resort to kipling monkeys to earn a mention on her blog! jackpot jackpot dingdingDING!!!
char 7/19/2005 12:15:00 PM
Sunday, July 17, 2005
here it is, the requisite medicamp post!
this camp has to be the most expensive i've ever been to
the casualty count:
2 admission tickets to sentosa
$30 camp fees
one broken slipper
one spoilt cd player
one lost cd
one very nearly spoilt handphone
waddabitch!
but even tho i've my losses and i'm burnt and my skin is peeling esp above my upper lip, so much that i resemble a minah with a moustache, i really did have a very good time!
i loved the m1s in my og cuz they were so ons and stuff, they didn't need the seniors to ra-ra them or anything they just did it for themselves. and they didn't hesitate to get down and dirty during all those games. esp some guy who like sucked water out of this sponge that had been passed from foot to neck to armpit to ....(you get the idea)... to cheek, to spit into a bucket. respect man, respect. that has to be the sickest thing ever. and it was very nice meeting so many other m2s i'd never ever talked to during my entire first year. and getting to know those i already knew better. i think i was initially quite apprehensive before the camp cuz i didn't really know anyone in my group, but they were really friendly and all so everything went just fine :)
i thought frightnight was pretty not bad as well, even tho i was really scared of the place during the dry run and the actual thing itself. imbiah falls really gives me the creeps larh, it's like shrouded in pitch black darkness once night falls and we were all damn scared to look up at the top of the waterfall. moreover there was a sign that said some mildly venomous snake inhabited that area. hello??! but i think our station was quite a success, we scored quite a few screams heh. even though one group was more scared of the frogs croaking at our station than us. liwei said my acting was damn good! woot! and denise and ET were super good actresses, i was scared to even look at them while they were acting out their lines cuz they were sooo spinechillingly freakydeaky. esp when denise was standing with her head lowered smiling and when ET was singing mary had a little lamb. i was quite glad when it was over and we finally packed to leave that godforsaken place. oh and of course much thanks to isaac seow who fell into imbiah falls with my hp in his back pocket and my cd player in his hand. as long as i live i will never forget the sight of him frantically rinsing my player, with water spewing out from its speakers like some merlion. well done my frightnight safety i/c, who ironically was the only one who got injured that night. damn funny!
next day was pool games, and i got dunked before the games even started.
partly my fault for musing aloud, "actually, the pool is quite nice..."
and when kevin asked if i had my hp i actually said NO!
am i dumb or what larh.
and EL! when i ran to you for help i didn't actually expect you to partake in dunking me as well!!! you beeeyatch!
and i didn't even get dunked properly, my back hit the poolside as they threw me in cuz tak let go too early or smth. plus my slipper broke as i fell in.
after that i was so scared i'd be paralysed, i kept asking people to test my spinal reflexes. i'm quite weird i think.
but the games for the rest of the day were really fun, and at night my og won the last prize for food auction, for all of 100 points! damn are we good or what.
haha what an incoherent mishmash of a post.
to the one i love.
you're beautiful, it's true.
char 7/17/2005 11:50:00 PM
Tuesday, July 12, 2005
currently my favourite photo

gra is so cute i have to kiss her. let's just say ange is drunk.
van is pulling a stellar invisible woman act. actually she's just not there.

we missed you van!
for the times we laughed till we cried, the abs workouts
for the times we cried until we managed to laugh again
for the good times and even better times
for the not-so-good times
for the lurrrve
and as gra says, for the memories.
for the SFLC.
char 7/12/2005 10:59:00 PM
from urbandictionary.com
Krispy Kreme the undisputed Donut of the Gods.
When presented with a choice between Krispy Kreme donuts and a beautiful woman, a smart man will choose Krispy Kreme donuts every time; both can be quite delicious, but the Krispy Kreme donuts will never expect a diamond in return.after making numerous calls to check on the status of my doughnuts, countless sms reminders and a huge phone bill later, i have gained possession of my two preciousss krispy kremes! yay yay yay!!! oh the joy!
thank you ange! thank you ange's ah ma! thank you van for not eating my donuts! thank you seow for my future-donuts-to-be!
and they are very very yummy :)
another definition:
Krispy Kreme Another word for sweet sweet love juice.
Wife: Must.....have.....krispy kreme!!!
Husband: Ok.hahahhaha! this is crazy.
for other such definitions hit
urbandictionary.com! i can't copy all of them here, some are much too lewd.
char 7/12/2005 05:29:00 PM
Sunday, July 10, 2005
i'm bored.
and since i don't have any interesting life changing anecdotes i'd like to share (besides the fact that i'm damn freaked by the now-defunct sentosa dragon trail and that's the understatement of the day) here are two photos i found in my handphone.

here's a china brand of condoms. like. WTF! this is so wrong. even my laopok chinese tells me 'xin' is not 'you' helloooo. and that's not the only thing wrong abt it. if yknow what i mean hurhur.

my giant life sized roti prata me and lor found in little india! there's another pic of me trying to bite it. grrrr. haha how cute.
this is cute too!

penguin is the name of my super villian medicamp og. now how does that strike fear and terror in anybody's heart i ask you.
three very wert photos, brought to you today by me.
that's all.
char 7/10/2005 11:22:00 PM
Friday, July 01, 2005
lately by stevie wonder is an awfully sad song.
i know posting lyrics is a waste of blogspace, but.
Lately I've been staring in the mirror
Very slowly picking me apart
Trying to tell myself I have no reason
with your heart
Well, I'm a man of many wishes
Hope my premonition misses
But what I really feel my eyes won't let me hide
‘Cause they always start to cry
‘Cause this time could mean goodbyelove, love, love.
it can make you yet break you just seconds apart.
char 7/01/2005 02:52:00 PM