i was tagged i was tagged! shout out to ma homie angelene, muAckZ to her, who was thoughtful enough to tag me so that i might occupy my time and idle my hols away doing something else rather than plucking my nose hair and watching clouds form. but i don't, anyway. as in pluck my nose hair or watch clouds form.

Here's the game. Choose five occupations from the list below and fill in the blanks. If I tag you, you're supposed to answer in your own weblog. If you don't want to, let me know so I can tag someone else.

If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an inn-keeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a llama-rider...
If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be an astronaut...
If I could be a world famous blogger...
If I could be a justice on any one court in the world...
If I could be married to any current famous political figure...

If I could be a professor...i promise to look at my students when i conduct anatomy lessons and not the cadaver in the corner of the room like he's my best friend and we're sharing some intimate conversation. my anat group would understand. in addition i promise to speak audibly and in an un-honkietonk fashion during lectures. there's a fine difference between myelin sheaths and myelin shits.


If I could be a musician...i'd play a mean electric guitar and be a rock chick. yeah yeah!! groovy baby. bust all the decibels with my guitar riffs. i think i'd manage the head banging thing pretty well. i'll get sloshed onstage and at the end of the gig i'll throw myself into the audience with wild abandon and all the works. ooh hell yeah.


If I could be a gardener...i'd talk to my flowers and chase worms and snails around the garden in yellow galoshes and a big straw hat. that's what gardeners do, right?


If I could be a painter... oh yes i'd like that very much :) i'd mix my paints and create my very own special colour and call it SEVEN. then my favourite colour can really finally be seven and no one will laugh at me and jack me anymore. like, c'mon man let it go ALREADY.
and i'd pluck every single emotion i've ever felt from the fabric of my soul and distill the extract onto my canvasses. and if no one understands what the hell i'm painting i'll call it abstract art.


lastly!
If I could be a doctor...i'd be the

no kidding. you heard it here first!


and i tag jayne, charmain and ronald! indulge me or die. heh thank-yew.