i saw my first delivery today! ohmygawd, it's, like, singularly the most super damn damn super painful event i've ever witnessed!!! when the mother started going thru her contractions and stuf and she was pushing and pushing, some of us were still stuck outta the ward, and when daniel came out the first thing he did was shake michelle's hand and mine saying he saluted all women of the world. then the last of us were ushered to move into the ward quickly just as the baby's head was emerging and that instant when the baby entered the world has to be one of the most touching events i've ever been part of. haha even tho 3 of us were condemned to the far right corner of the ward. following that wondrous glorious moment i spent the rest of the time resisting the very intense urge to sit down with my legs crossed and closed tight and trying to keep my ouches! and OMYGAWDs! down, so as not to overpower the dear woman receiving injections of anesthesia and neverending stitches for the lacerations. *salutes!* and watching the gynae nudge at the remaining umblical cord, and after a lavish display of dexterity and skill and one magnificent tug the entire placenta came ripriproaring out, then one heck of a bloody waterfall cascaded down from an indistinguishable gorge presumably the vagina. and me and michelle were hypnotised by the breathtaking spectacle or rather standing frozen with shock and fright, while boon tar was prob wildly thanking his lucky stars that he was a He. and when i finally managed to compose myself i made my way to the other side to say hello to the little baby. and she really was the sweetest thing :)

not getting myself pregnant anytime soon. nooo way, no effing way, do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars. mummy doesn't hafta worry. and all the guys of the world can go and suck it.